World Records - Part One

I read in the newspaper that some fellow from Columbia was allowing thousands of bees to sit on his face in an attempt to set a world record. There was a photo of him, completely covered in bees – they were crawling up his nose and around his eyelids! Now really, is this absolutely necessary!?! If he sets that world record, what is he expecting to receive in return? A medal of honor? Congratulations, you just subjected yourself to a million bee stings, please wear this medal to acknowledge the fact that you are crazy. If I ever saw that guy in the street, I’d go up to him and thank him for grossing me out for the entire day after seeing his face covered in bees. More thoughts on this tomorrow - thinking of all those bees is making me feel ill.