
My friend Roshanak sent me an article yesterday about a 33lb “
monster cat”.
Apparently this cat likes to eat 6lbs of chicken and pork every day.
At first I was at a loss for words – what can you say about an obese cat?
Clearly the cat’s owners love it so much that they don’t care that it has a 31-inch waist. There aren’t any weight watcher clubs for cats so that they can shed pounds in time for the spring season.
There are several advantages to being a cat.
They have permanent clothing that always fits, so there is never the worry of wearing a bikini.
Cat’s also are very independent and don’t really spend much time with other cats – so there is less gossiping about each other.
If there is no one around to call them fat – there is nothing to feel bad about.
So what can we learn from this cat story?
If we tattoo on some permanent clothes, stop speaking to each other, and eat a whole lot of chicken and pork every day, we’d all be a lot happier.
Perhaps this isn’t a lesson to live by.
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1 Comments:
Hmm. This appears to be evidence against low-carb diets ....
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