Observations of a puzzling world

Thursday, March 30, 2006

It's all so EZ

In the newspaper this morning I saw an ad for a website that started with the letters EZ. In thinking about this, and everything else that is EZ online I discovered that life really is EZ. Your parents can use ez-health.info to find the hospital where you will be born. Then they can go to ezbabysites.com to learn all the tips and tricks on being good parents. Once you are off to school, your parents can use ezschool.com to help you to get better grades. When you’ve grown up and its time to go to university, you can use ezcollegeapps.com to get into a good school. Once you graduate you can use ezjob.com to find a good job and once you’ve found that special person to spend the rest of you life with (which apparently isn’t so easy since there is no EZ site for it), you can use ezweddingplanner.com to of course, plan the big day. After a few years if things don’t work out there is ezdivorce.ca to help you divide your possessions and move on with your life. And when it’s all over, thank goodness for ezfuneralplan.com to help wrap it all up. Who says life isn’t EZ?

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