Just stop it

This is just disgusting, but why are people spitting everywhere? Every time I am walking outside I see people relieve their mouth of liquid onto the sidewalk. Littering is so taboo – but no one says anything to the human camels! What is with the need to spit? I just cannot rationalize it. If it is based on what you are eating for lunch, you managed to keep most of it down – so do us all a favor and finish the remainder of it. Don’t these people get parched from all the spitting? And what is this saliva doing to our groundwater supply? I doubt it benefits the environment in any way. If you are walking outside on a windy day – beware! You may be downwind from a spitter. So spitters of the world I say to you … unless you are on a dude ranch or in a desert, please stop the spitting. Thank you.