Warning Labels

I was recently searching online for frivolous warning labels… not for fun, but for work. But it’s always a bonus when I come across something funny that I can share with everyone. The following are warning label winners from the 9th annual wacky warning contest held by the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch:

A heat gun that moves paint by blasting it with 1000 degree Fahrenheit air: “Do not use the heat gun as a hair dryer”

On a kitchen knife: “Never try to catch a falling knife”

On a cocktail napkin with a map of the waterways around South Carolina: “Not to be used for navigation”

A bottle of dried bobcat urine used to keep rodents away from garden plants: “Not for human consumption”